First, the obvious. That big, monstrous reptile on the right can only be Mario’s most feared enemy: Bowletta, from that one game where Bowser got possessed by a witch and grew boobs on his head.
On the left, that curl betrays the presence of everyone’s favorite Nintendo ape: the hilarious Lanky Kong from Donkey Kong 64.
And the pointy headed character to his left needs no introduction:
And see that character with the broad shoulders on the center? Could it be…? Yes, it’s Simon Belmont from the Captain N cartoon! It’s a perfect fit!
How about that that long-haired character to Bowletta’s right? None other than Danica Patrick from Nintendo’s Sega’s All-Star Racing Transformed (Wii U).
That little round blob near Lanky isn’t up for debate: it’s Kirby, but with a human face. (Why Nintendo didn’t just go with regular Kirby is beyond us.)
On the very right we have another small, roundish character, but if you look closely, you’ll notice it has ears on top. That’s because it’s none other than Shrek, from the GBA classic Shrek: Hassle in the Castle! But only his head!
Speaking of heads, that’s clearly Batman’s between Bowletta and Danica.
And who do we have next to Simon? Keiji Inafune’s most beloved creation, Mighty No. 9!
There’s another lady to Bowletta’s left, and it’s a classic: my original character Dark Satanic RosalinaX, Empress of Chaos, who has fangs and drinks blood but is not a vampire. (Do NOT call her a vampire or you’ll be banned from my page.)
And on the very left, you know, it’s that guy! From that game! You know!
Another stone cold Nintendo classic can be seen next to Kirby… yes, Tim Allen from Home Improvement: Power Tool Pursuit on the SNES!
All the others are His Excellency, Prime Minister of Japan, Shinzo Abe. A moving display of patriotism from Nintendo.
There you go, that’s the whole roster. Who are you most excited for? Sound off in the comments and remember to “like” our YouTube channel on the Twitter!
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